I get it. I understand. In more ways than you think!
I get that the phrase is confusing, if you’re used to life giving you a really hard time. Maybe your finances are fine but the people around you are cynical, negative fear leaders instead of cheerleaders. You’ve bought into the hype about the world being on fire, so you’re extra careful of anything that sounds too good to be true. So when someone offers you a deal, your first thought might be no, this can’t be legit, can it? Well this deal IS legitimate, and you can trust me. I’m certified and insured, I have no reason to try and lure you into paying for something you’re not certain of. But if you think you need a deal with with, if you think what I have can help but you aren’t sure about my services because somewhere you saw that I don’t turn anyone away, contact me and we’ll talk about it. I’m a good person, and I’m honest and authentic and ready to explain why I’m offering such great deals for often overpriced services. Then you’ll understand and we can talk further.
Maybe it’s about the money. You aren’t sure exactly what the phrase means money-wise. Maybe you’ve had to pinch pennies lately, but you also know you need more than just good food and exercise to thrive. Maybe you want to do more than just survive, because really we all deserve to thrive, right? But you also have to keep tight reins on your wallet. You don’t want to throw money away right now unless you can be certain something is going to help. You know already that Full Body Healing Massage is the way to go, but you don’t have extra insurance or benefits. Or if you do, you’re using them up already and there’s nothing left. Massage isn’t a frivolous venture, it’s a genuine healing modality that can help you help yourself get better, feel better, LIVE better! I get it. This is my career, this is my living income. This is how I feed my family and I get the pinch too. Who doesn’t these days? But it would be awful of me to price my services so high that the people who really need them can’t access them. If you’ve read this far, you probably need what I’ve got and want to access it. I will not turn you away. I can’t take chickens and goats as payment though! Well, not til I own property, right? *wink wink* But right now, I still won’t turn you away. So go ahead and be stingy and cautious about how you spend your money, even when it comes to healing modalities like this one. You need this, you deserve this. So come get it! No one turned away.
Or maybe you don’t have money issues or trust issues but you really don’t know anything about healing massage or how valuable it is, so you’re kind of on the fence. How good of a business person or practitioner can I be if I’m offering terribly low prices on important services other people are charging an arm and a leg for? If you like, review my Groupon feedback comments and ratings; in order to rate or comment, people have to have purchased and used my offer there. These people know their stuff, Groupon-land can be very critical. But I’ve done pretty good because what I have to offer people have really appreciated. How can you really need massage though if you don’t know anything about the benefits? Think about it logically; your skin covers your whole body, all of it. I rub skin. You are a body of fleshy mass, tissues and tendons and muscles and all kinds of aches and complaints. I rub fleshy masses for a living! And remember, you aren’t a body having a spiritual experience – you are a spirit having a body experience! I connect with spirits and help them acclimate to the bodies they’re in so that both body and soul can feel comfortable once more.
See? I told you I get it. It’s not that scary after all, is it? Your best bet is to talk to me directly and ask for the deal. If you need it, I am here. We can do this together. And it’s going to be okay.
